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The battle of Jing Nan.
The year of Jianwen, on the fifth of July. The fourth prince of the Ming Dynasty, Prince Zhu Di,
released his army and rebel against his own nephew, Jianwen Emperor, Zhu Yun Wen.
He overtook the Empire of Yingtian on the fourth year of Jianwen, 13th June.
Zhu Di took over the throne and appointed himself as Emperor, the Emperor of China.
The Ming ancestral hall passed down a secret message to look for the Nine Turns Luminous Night Pearl
when Jianwen Emperor disappeared.
It has been two hours. I've already finished playing all the tunes that I know how to play.
The two of you, are you going to start or not?
What?
Hey, brother. We've been hearing Thief Hong
playing the flute for the entire night. I'm not going to listen to him any more. Let's go!
Hey.
Hong Xi Dong, the fact that you entered the palace and stole the Luminous Night Pearl is already an unforgivable crime.
I see that you can play the flute really well. You are talented.
I will give you a chance. Hand over the Luminous Night Pearl and work under my Emperor.
Enough of your nonsense. Both of you colluded with the corrupted Emperor.
The Nine Turns Luminous Night Pearl, national treasure of the Ming Dynasty, will only fall into the hands of your corrupted ministers.
If you want to snatch it from me, we have to see your capabilities.
What a pity then.
Brother, are you okay?
I respect both of you for being good men, so I refused to use your full power.
Under the alliance of Hong Xi Dong, is the status of orthodoxy in the Ming Dynasty.
The Emperor released the army and went against a rebel because he covets the throne.
Both of you should be able to differentiate between what is right, and what is wrong.
Zhu Yun Wen lost the battle, gave up his throne and fled. My Lord became the Emperor.
Hong Xi Dong, let's not fight and not cause any deaths.
Hong Xi Dong, hand over the Luminous Night Pearl!
Hong Xi Dong is loyal to the Emperor. I would rather die than surrender.
Attack!
Brother! What's that?
Xiao Tian.
- Look.- Brother, that Thief Hong didn't die.
That's right.
No matter what, we have to get the Luminous Night Pearl back!
♫ Great hero, I’m only a great hero ♫
♫ Muggles don’t practice the horse stance ♫
♫ When we meditate, you snore first ♫
♫ Jack of all trades, bullets and fists Who’s the first to hang in limbo? ♫
♫ What’s the prescription for those black framed glasses? ♫
♫ Hero spies don’t wear western clothes ♫
♫ My movements aren’t unclear, I’m ambushed from all sidesWho needs messenger pigeons? ♫
♫ Don’t call going outdoors practice fighting ♫
♫ If you dare to bet, dare to lose ♫
♫ There are no family backgrounds, no classics,no one mentions the Realm when they talk ♫
♫ Don’t look like an ancient artifact ♫
♫ You don’t understand the human connection ♫
♫ Kiss seriously, keep a cool posture, don’t accidentally hit a tree ♫
♫ A great hero doesn’t befuddle things ♫
♫ One strike, and he’ll confuse you ♫
♫ I’m warning you, don’t let down your guard No need to ask about my origins ♫
♫ Insignificant one, don’t resist one punch, and I’ll make you become dizzy ♫
♫ I'll overthrow your Eight Diagrams, I’ll steal back your Night Pearl ♫
♫ Great hero, I’m only a great hero ♫
The Crossing HeroEpisode 1
Reporting to you the latest news. Not long ago,
there were shootings in a home along the southern part of Ice Street.
The police have already cordoned off the area.
QW report.We found traces of the suspect at the south of Ice Street.
QH report. We found traces of the suspect at the south of Ice Street.
Zhu Ke Shang, Zhu Ke Shang! Please reply if you hear me.
Zhu Ke Shang, reporting. There are traces of the suspect at the south of Ice Street.
Ke Shang, why are you so nervous early in the morning?
Xiao Dong, what are you doing? You gave me a fright!
What happened?
Somebody around the vicinity was injured with a gunshot wound fifteen minutes ago, but the suspect fled and disappeared.
This is so exaggerated. Who would fire a gun in broad daylight?
Xiao Dong, I have to carry on with my duty. I will talk to you later.
Disappearing after killing somebody, so divine?
Hello, little girl. Can we be friends?
My name's Hong Xiao Dong. I'm not a baddie. Let's be friends.
Hey, hey, hey! Don't go. I'm not a weird uncle.
I'm a big brother who likes to chat with little girls.
Wow, you like music?
Let me take a look. Your hand is so soft.
Ke Shang, handcuff her!
Ke Shang, quick. Don't move!
I've caught you. It's you, huh?
Get in.
Xiao Dong, thank you. How did you know she was the murderer?
It's school time now. It's suspicious for a student to be on the streets at this time.
There are two music schools nearby,
but they are eight kilometers away. I deliberately went up to talk to her.
She has crystal nails on every finger nail.
The index finger on her right hand has the shortest nail, and there are callouses between her fingers.
These are traits for people who use guns very frequently. They are all clues.
Hey, you are so amazing. I really admire you.
You can solve a case just by touching a little's girl hand. I really admire you.
- It's okay, be careful.- I will send her back first.
Okay, she's very troublesome.
- I'm leaving.- Okay.
Wednesday. I'll wait for you at Muse.
The shooting and robbery incident this afternoon at Ice Road, the robber has been caught...
Zhang Xian Ting, Zhang Xian Ting. Stop, stop. Hi!
Wearing the ancient costume to report the news was just spectacular.
Many of the public audience called.
This reporting idea was great!
Who was the one who came up with this idea?
I need to kill him!
Xiao Peng, the script was a mess! Rewrite it!
Xian Ting, come. Come to my office. I have something to tell you.
I think next time, you should wear the Qing princess costume.
And we go to the Forbidden City to look for the fourth Prince. What do you think?
Station Manager, that is not real news.
I want to report actual current news.
The plan reports I gave you the other day, have you read them?
The idea of looking for the fourth prince is really too good.
Xian Ting, look here.
In this painting, according to the historian we've been working with,
pictured here, are two highly-skilled (in martial arts) imperial guards.
They were chasing a thief who had stolen a national treasure—chasing, chasing and then they flew up.
Gone from sight. Disappeared.
You go and report this.
That is not news. It is clearly fiction.
Because it is clearly fiction that is fresh, only then will the audience like to watch.
Have a guess. What case were these two guards investigating
and how did they fly up and disappear?
While you are investigating, I can see you dressed up as Xiao Long Nu
to report the news. What do you think?
Hong Xiao Dong Detective Office
The watermelons here are really too big.
What a miracle.
I, Zhang Xian Ting, together with all of you, let's go chase, chase, chase!
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What? Power outage? Oh my g—
One more hurdle and I would have reached the next level.
What? Power is back. Continue, continue.
Xiao... Xiao Dong Ge, (Ge=brother, not necessarily by blood)
Huh?
Xiao Dong Ge!
I know.
You know?
Because of the power outage, I have to restart.
Not that! It's...
Your-your-this-this... What?
What is this? What—
Hey, look! Meteor!
- It's glowing, it's glowing. - Does it hurt?
A little—not painful, but it's a little hot.
Is this like the last time when you hid something inside to scare me?
- Let me see, let me see. - No, I did not do something so frivolous.
You did. The last time you used the flashlight app on your cell phone and hid it inside to scare me.
But now I am feeling really hot.
- Let me see, let me see. - Why is it so hot?
Did I see wrong?
What?
- It has disappeared!- Right.
Are you still feeling hot?
It's no longer hot.
Why is it like this? Xiao Dong Ge, did you just eat any weird stuff?
I didn't eat anything. I just bought a meal set, but have not eaten anything, yet.
Then why is it like this? Weird. Where did it disappear to?
Mo Han, don't. It's very ticklish.
Don't. Very ticklish.
Stop. Very ticklish. Don't.
- It's okay. Let me see. - No, no, it really tickles. Nothing to see.
You two?
Wow!
Business just walked through the door.
May I help you?
You-you...
Look.
What?
That...
Magic. For you.
Hey, aren't you Chang Er (ancient folklore character)?
That was what my station manager wanted me to wear while reporting the news.
Oh, "Let's go chase, chase, chase. I am Zhang Xian Ting.Why are the watermelons so big, so miraculous?"
Miss, Xiao Dong Ge is only joking.
Is it like this?
Mr. Hong Xiao Dong, since this is our first meeting, I will excuse your rudeness.
You have a client case where you need to go tomorrow
and take photos of Director Yang and his mistress in a secret rendezvous.
May I ask, how did you know?
I am a reporter.
So?
Director Yang's company is a well known, listed company.
Once he is exposed as having a mistress, the news will attract the public's attention.
Investors, because of Director Yang's handling of personal relationships, might influence company investments.
This will cause massive stock movements.
I feel someone is trying to benefit from the incident.
You go spy and photograph, while I go report this news.
So, Miss Chase-Chase-Chase is not just reporting on big watermelons and big winter melons, huh?
Yes, that is correct. But I also want to report on current news.
- So this is the news that Miss Chase-Chase-Chase wants to chase? - What are you saying?
I said is this the news that you want to chase, chase, chase?
Only by reporting an actual news story will the tv station recognize me.
So this is the recognition news you want to report, huh?
That's right.
Wake... Wake up, wake up.
Ah...
Mister, are you alright?
Who are you?
Speak! Speak!
Big Brother, this, this...
What is this place?
Here... Everywhere has bright purple lights.
Look! The jade is reacting!
Xiao Tian, it's really weird, but everyone still has yellow skin and black hair.
So I think we're still in China.
Brother, you're right. How stupid I am.
We were just chasing Hong Xi Dong, and then suddenly we come to this strange place,
although there is no reaction from the Dragon Jade.
Even though there is no reaction from the Dragon Jade, Hong Xi Dong has to be close.
All of these are
the monsters we have never seen.
Hey, Big Brother.
Look, look, look. This picture is very strange.
Tourist Night Market. Hey, Big Brother.
There are markets open at night?
Based on my many years of trading experience, night markets are presumably not real places.
I don't think he is a gentlemen, either.
Where can a thief go?
I think Hong Xi Dong is probably somewhere around here.
Let's go look some more.
Eh?
May I ask you...
Brother, people here are so weird.
Brother.
- Me?- Yes.
Wow, wow, wow. Are you guys filming something? You're acting like it's real.
Let me ask you. Do you know Hong Xi Dong?
Hong Xi Dong? I don't know a Hong Xi Dong.
I only know Wang Dong Cheng (Jiro Wang) and Chen Xiao Dong (Daniel Chan).
Wang Dong Cheng and Chen Xiao Dong?
Who are they?
Are you both crazy?
May I dare to ask this, fellow brethren. What does "shen jing bing" mean? (shen jing bing means crazy)
Crazy just means crazy.
Brethren, please don't leave. Please don't leave.
May I dare ask this brethren.
Did you mean to hint to me that
"Crazy Person" points to where Hong Xi Dong is?
May I ask a favor?
Can you tell me where is this crazy now?
What does he look like?
AHHHH!!! I really met crazy people!
Brother,
I feel he said the crazy people
are us.
Us? We are not crazy!
I do have a name. I'm Xu Xiao Tian.
According to my analysis, it is probably a bad word.
Ah? Bad word?
He is so rude.
You're right. People here are so strange.
Let's go look around again.
Hey, are you even listening to me?
- You like me.- No, I don't.
- You want to give me a reward?- No.
- Or are you trying to steal the spotlight?- No!
- Wait, let me think.- What is there to think about?
Because of your photo, I do my report, and I just give you a heads-up.
When we get there, we should help each other, not burden each other.
Help each other? So you want me to help you?
- Yup. - You want me to help you to stop chasing around so the tv station will recognize you.
- Yup - After the TV Station recognizes you, then you don't have to chase around?
Which reporter wants dress up like Chang E and talk about the watermelons?
Okay, I got it!
You want me to help you, so you will get recognized by the tv station and your officer. Then you don't need to chase, chase, chase.
- Yes.- Okay! It's not that I won't help you. As you can see, this is a Detective Agency.
Nothing's free in this world, so I'll give you two options. The first option is to pay me for my work and the second option is
to be my girlfriend, because I can't think of any other reason to help you.
What do you think? Aren't I such a great person?
Because I know that you couldn't possibly choose the first option, I gave you a second option.
You...
Brother, I bought Bento back.
Zuo You Shou, you are over-exaggerated.
It took you two plus hours to buy lunch boxes. We're very hungry.
It's not that. I just went to a further away place to buy them.
Okay, I get it. You went to a further away place. You don't have to look like you just saw a ghost.
No, it is because I met two mental people dressed in ancient clothing.
They are wearing ancient clothing to make a show, and you have nothing to do with it.
It's not like that. They are talking about some "dong." I don't understand it.
- How were they weird?- It was like... They were...
Never mind, I can't explain it anyway. Whoa!
Aren't you the woman reporter?
You two... Hello! I'm Zuo You Shou. Nice to meet you!
Excuse us, girls.
Excuse me.
Brother, people here are so strange.
- Brother! - Hey!
- You two!- Who are you?
I should be asking who you are.
Brother, why is the Dragon Jade lighting up?
This light is different with the Luminous Night Pearl.
Why is it like this?
You two weirdos, what era do you live in?
You're wearing such weird clothes.
And what kind of blade?
ID card.
What ID card?
You don't have an ID card? Where are you from?
I'm Palace Guard Team Leader Peng Ze.
He is Palace Guard Xu Xiao Tian.
Brother, may I ask you where is this place?
Why do people dress strange and speak with an accent?
Brother, please tell me.
You talk funny. Are you two actors?
Actors?
Brother, may I ask you,
what do you mean by saying actor?
Maybe your friend knows Hong Xi Dong?
That's enough! Don't tell me about some friends or some Xi Dong nonsense!
You're doing a reality show, right? Tell the camera men to come out.
Who is hiding—
How rude are you!
Why? I'm a police officer.
- Police officer?- Tell your camera person to come out.
What... What camera person?
Weird, you are not actors and have no ID.
Then what is your purpose to come to Seaside City?
Seaside City?
You can't say anything?
Look at you two acting strange.
Follow me.
Let's go!
I really pity you for working with somebody like him.
Don't say it like that, my big brother is a bit—
He's actually a very nice person.
How is he nice?
This...
Anyway, I will come over in the morning.
Okay, remember to bring Chang E with you.
Listen carefully.
Your client is not that simple.
Not only does he want to catch Director Yang with his mistress, he wants to shake up the stock market, obtain benefits.
I'm not like you—short-sighted,
I also understand that you could never tell me who your client was,
but we can work together.
I will prove that this person has ulterior motives.
Miss Zhang, you are great!
Please just call me Xian Ting.
Why so complicated?
Just dressing up like Chang E and talking about the watermelons and
reporting about aliens, isn't that good enough?
Xiao Dong Ge, just promise Miss Zhang...
Not right. Just promise Xian Ting Jie, okay?
- Don't want to.- Why not?
Business is business. We really are almost out of money.
Why should we help her? Moreover, we don't know her.
The problem is, what do we do if she interferes with us.
Mother always said, don't easily believe strangers.
Furthermore, we can't judge a book by its cover!
- Zuo You Shou.- Yes!
Tomorrow we will go spy on Director Yang and his mistress. Don't be late!
Not a problem! I, Zuo You Shou, (also sounds like "my left hand") am Big Brother's left hand.
I will do my best and will not be late!
What kind of weirdos are those two that just disappeared like that?
Come on, let's go.
Hey, Big Brother, wait for me!
Wei... You two!
Report to headquarters. Officer Ke Shang, requesting backup!
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Brother, where are we?
Xiao Tian Ah, I think... This is not our Ming land.
It's not?
Big Brother, I just remembered.
This place should be called... Hai...
Hai Bin Teng!
This is what that person said just now.
Big Brother, this Hai Bin City is which village?
I have not heard of it before.
Right now I have many things still unclear to me.
- Xiao Tian?- Yes!
Do you remember just now when we arrived, we saw many steel carriages?
Inside sat many people.
Right, right, right. What a strange thing.
Big Brother, look. Look.
You see, you see?
Everywhere there is unexplainable, glowing steel.
Why?
- Xiao Tian!- Huh?
Big Brother!
According to my analysis, those steel monsters just now,
must be their transportation!
What? Transportation? Ahh...
Big Brother is certainly wise. Their transportation and our transportation
indeed, have many similarities.
Both have four legs.
It's just that their legs are round and their eyes can shine such bright lights.
Why is that so?
I never imagined that this place not only has strange people, but their mode of transport is also strange.
It's really very difficult to understand.
Xiao Tian!
Big Brother, there are strange things everywhere!
There are evil spirits everywhere.
Exactly. This place is full of strange things everywhere. We have to be careful!
Brother, if we can't find Thief Hong here,
what can we do?
You-you-you-you look. The sky is dark and even the birds have returned to their nests.
On the way, I did not see a single inn.
At this time, we can only rely on the Dragon Jade.
The person who was just chasing us must be related somehow to the Dragon Jade pendant.
- Maybe if we find him, we can find the vortex. - Right, right, right.
Then we should be the ones who chase him, not him chasing us.
Indeed! Big Brother is wise. I will go right now.
Don't move!
Don't make any sudden movement.
Oh, you found it.
How dare you attack a police officer? I'll bring you back to the police station!
We were just going to look for you, yet you showed up here yourself.
Very good!
Wei, don't move!
Bullets have no eyes.
Don't come over.
Tian Di, be careful!
I told you I am a police officer. You are finished!
So, you know how to use the lightning cannon (ancient gun)?
How are you related to our jade pendant?
I don't know what jade pendant you are talking about. Let go!
Where is Hong Xi Dong?
Your bastard! Tell me! What exactly is this place?
My fellow policemen will be here shortly.
You wait!
You have a tough mouth!
Are you not afraid I will kill you?
Officer Zhu, Officer Zhu, please report your current location.
Big Brother! This thing can talk!
You know how to relay voices within a thousand li (a type of martial art)?
You are using the skill of relaying voices within a thousand li?
Hey! How dare you destroy police gear?
Police gear?
You're just conning us. Even telling us some incomprehensible nonsense.
Quickly, speak! What is this place?
I will give you one more chance.
Speak!
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Let go of Zhu Ke Shang!
Big Brother, Big Brother! They are all holding lightning cannons!
Brother, go for the best.
Your name is Zhu Ke Shang.
Today is not the end. We will find you again.
We'll meet again.
- Are you okay? - I'm okay.
Chase!
Let's go!
Wow!
That is amazing. Could they really be...
What could they be?
Actors who know martial arts.
Nonsense!
Huh? Big Brother!
Thief Hong must be in the vicinity.
Find!
Number 431.
Is number 431 here?
Oh, hey! I'm here.
Dong Ge, where are you feeling unwell?
My 'that' isn't feeling too good.
So 'that' isn't feeling too good. Where is 'that'? Tell me!
You know how every man will have a couple days where his 'that' isn't feeling too good.
How about I look at it for you?
- Here, let me look!- What are you doing? I think it's best if I let the doctor take a look at it.
Doctor, is there anything wrong with me?
Neither X-ray nor magnetic resonance imaging scans find any problem.
Then why was his body glowing?
Then why did my body glow?
Rest assured. Your body is as healthy as an ox.
Then do I need to take medication or get shots? But I'm scared of getting shots. Would it make me better soon, though?
- Hey!- What?
The doctor said you're fine. Are you wishing that you weren't?
No, I'm glad that I'm okay. Doctor, good-bye.
Hey, I'll walk you out.
No need.
- I know how to walk out myself. - I...
You're what?
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Big Brother, why don't I go try at another stall?
No need to try any more. The last few stalls were all unwilling to sell us anything.
It's obvious this place does not recognize our money.
We can't even find our way back.
Hey, we're not going to starve to death here, are we?
Now we can only depend on this jade pendant.
Perhaps with it, we might be able to find Hong Xi Dong
and also find a way back to our Ming dynasty.
Let's go.
Xiao Tian.
Xiao Tian!
Xiao Tian, this way! Let's go!
Let's go!
♫ I just love like this, doing everything to love ♫
♫ Please don’t be shy or walk away ♫
♫ I really can’t wait ♫
♫ I want to hold your hand, hurry♫
♫ I’m not waiting any more, I don’t need to tolerate this ♫
♫ I’ll just muster up my courage to confess ♫
♫ I can’t wait for you to be prepared to tell you ♫
♫Loving you ♫
♫ Every one of your glances makes me feel nervous ♫
♫ Yet I still pretend to smile, mess around, and chat with friends ♫
♫ I’m afraid other people will notice ♫
♫ Oh, I like you ♫
♫ You make me so crazy I lose sleep every day ♫
♫ I really want to hear you say sweet words as I fall asleep ♫
♫ Aiyo, I’ve been infected with the Love Influenza ♫
♫ Love Influenza ♫
♫ I just love like this, doing everything to love ♫
♫ Please don’t be shy or walk away ♫
♫ I really can’t wait ♫
♫ I want to hold your hand, hurry ♫
♫ I’m not waiting any more, I don’t need to tolerate this ♫
♫ I’ll just muster up my courage to confess ♫
♫ I can’t wait for you to be prepared to tell you “Loving you” ♫